Monday, March 22, 2010

sound advice

Surround yourself with
People who motivate you
People who inspire you
People who acknowledge you
People who support your desires
And people who love you!

Stay away from
People who are jealous
People who are negative
People who blame others
And people who make light of your dreams

Surround yourself with
enlightened people who will
help you soar above your
perceived limitations and
inspire you to the success
you so rightly deserve!

-author unknown


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Saturday, March 6, 2010

Worst First Date

Marin County on a Saturday night
Inside his house,
a stench
Yellowish light
Exposed pipes and floorboards
Glimpsed the reflection in the mirror
Startled
He described himself as sexually frustrated
"I'm sorry. Have you thought about a hooker?"
"No way, I'm not gonna spend a hundred bucks for a night on that.
Not anymore."
I suggest therapy.
Check please!